Posts Tagged ‘e-mail’

Modern Marriage

April 16, 2018


Dearest Dad,
I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I’m in love with a man who is far away from me.

As you know, I’m in Australia and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook,
and had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype, and now we’ve had two months of a relationship through Viber.

My beloved Dad, I’d like your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.

Lots of love and thanks.

Your daughter,



My Dear Lilly,

Like wow! Cool!

I suggest that you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal


Your Dad

Thanks to Sharon K for the above


If you have tried to e-mail me…

August 12, 2012

Shortly before my vacation my e-mail quit working. I worked on it for a while and even employed the help of a Geek Squad nerd for over 2 hours to no avail. I spent a good part of yesterday working on it but nothing seems to help. My next move is to take my computer to the shop because it has been spitting out some weird alerts that may be connected to the e-mail problem. The purpose of this “heads up” is not to solicit your sympathy ( although if you care to donate to the cause I will accept anything larger than $.50) but to let you know I am not ignoring your e-mails; I am just not getting them.

What does your e-mail address say about you?

January 11, 2011

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