Posts Tagged ‘kill’

What do you want me to do?

March 14, 2012

Thanks to Sharon K for the below:

A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said:

‘Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I’m pregnant again. I don’t want kids so close together. 

So the doctor said:’Ok and what do you want me to do?’

She said:’I want you to end my pregnancy, and I’m counting on your help with this.

The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady:

‘I think I have a better solution for your problem. It’s less dangerous for you too.’

She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.

Then he continued:

‘You see, in order for you not to have to take care of two babies at the same time………., let’s kill the one in your arms.

This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we’re going to kill one of them, it shouldn’t matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.

The lady was horrified and said:

‘No doctor! How terrible! It’s a crime to kill a child!

‘I agree’, the doctor replied. ‘But you seemed to be OK with it, so I thought that was the best solution.’

The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point.

He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that’s already been born and one that’s still in the womb.

The crime is the same!

Murder is still murder!

Using snipers on civilians – what a sweetheart

February 19, 2011

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“If it kills him, it kills him…”

October 13, 2010

E J, my friend and neighbor, is a bachelor this week because his wife is in Florida with some of her girl friends. Last night he and I decided to take the Wilson “girls” out to a local pub called Lester’s. One of the Wilson “girls” is Marguerite; we celebrated her 100th birthday in May of this year (pictured below). The other is her daughter, Carol. Marguerite checked with her doctor about the prudence of a night out and he said it was fine but warned her about getting “frisky” because it could result in death. She told the Dr. “Hey, if it kills him, it kills him”.