Posts Tagged ‘lawyer’

A Dilemma

May 14, 2018

An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the
level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The
engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls and asks Satan,
“So, how’s it going down there?” Satan says, “Hey things are going great.
We’ve got escalators and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with

God is horrified. “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake – he
should never have gone down there! You know all
engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! ”

Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I’m keeping him.”

God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”

Yeah, right,” Satan laughs, “and where are you going to get a lawyer?”

Thanks to Bert S for the above

Pikachu needs a good lawyer

July 15, 2016

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Cyclists often a target

November 26, 2012

I know we are an overly litigious nation but that seems to be the only way to get some things done. Here in St Louis Michael Katz was killed by a driver with a suspended license. The driver’s sentence: Citation for driving with an unbuckled seatbelt. So, I suggest when the right case comes along for a large settlement the rider(s) file a civil suit to send a loud message to those auto drivers who think they own the road. I say this not in a greedy way because with my osteoporosis and low and hard to see trike I no longer ride on the roads and stick to the off-road trails but I believe the above may help those who do ride on the roads – Ron Jackson

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