THE E-MAIL
Dearest Dad,
I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I’m in love with a man who is far away from me.
As you know, I’m in Australia and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook,
and had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype, and now we’ve had two months of a relationship through Viber.
My beloved Dad, I’d like your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.
Lots of love and thanks.
Your daughter,
Lilly
THE RESPONSE
My Dear Lilly,
Like wow! Cool!
I suggest that you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal
Love,
Your Dad
Thanks to Sharon K for the above