Posts Tagged ‘pet’

The Centipede

February 14, 2015


A single  guy decided life would be more fun if he had  a pet. So he  went to the pet store and told the  owner that he wanted to buy an unusual  pet. After  some discussion, he finally bought a talking  centipede (100-legged bug), which came in  a little white box to use for his  house. He took  the box back home, found a good spot for the  box, and decided he would start off by  taking his new pet to church with  him. So he  asked the centipede in the  box, “Would  you like to go to church with me today? We  will have a good time.” But there  was no answer from  his new pet. This  bothered him a bit, but he waited a few  minutes and then asked  again, “How  about going to church with me and receive  blessings?” But  again, there was no answer from his new  friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes  more, thinking about the  situation. The guy  decided to invite the centipede one last  time. This  time he put his face up against the  centipede’s house and shouted, “Hey, in  there!  Would you like to  go to church  with me and  learn about God?” YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE  THIS  …… This  time, a little  voice came out  of the box, “I heard  you the first time! I’m  putting my shoes on!”

Thanks to Joan R for the above

Bullwinkle is a solitary animal

March 8, 2011

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