Posts Tagged ‘Youth’

Immortal (they think) youth

March 18, 2015

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Age and guile will beat youth every time

August 29, 2011

A Oklahoma senior citizen drove his Red Corvette Convertible on the interstate 44 highway near Grove, Oklahoma.

Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 85 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.”Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-44, pushing the pedal even more.
    
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Oklahoma State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 105 mph, then 115, then 135. Suddenly he thought,

“What am I doing? I’m too old for this!”and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.
    
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said,
“Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding–a reason I’ve never before heard — I’ll let you go.”
    
The old gentleman then said: “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Oklahoma State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”  
    
“Have a good day, Sir,” replied the trooper.

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The Four Stages of Life

August 4, 2011

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Thanks to Sharon K for the above link